Name: James Barnard

Role: RHB

What He Says About Himself: "I'm not doing that, I take my bowling very seriously"

What's His Story: He was our Overseas Player in 2001 - he swapped West Australia for West Melton. Now we can't get rid of him.

Best Performance For Wath: Scoring 3 centuries in 3 matches in 2005.

But Wasn't That Nearly 15 Years Ago: Yes

Has He Done Anything Since: Yes. Scores runs consistently and uglyly - when he's not pulling his hamstring.

Is He On The Tea Rota This Year?: He'd better be.

Aim For 2019: To just bat. To go the Red Lion at least once a month. To be able to have something spicier than Butter Chicken from Cafe Naaz.